smosh:

Taste the rainbow

I was in this somewhat of a theater (como el teatro de UPRRP), where I was sat between many other people that were close to my age (from 16 to 18 I would say). The people seated were asian and to my knowledge they knew karate. We were awaiting entry to a battle arena, just like the hunger games, were we would try to survive and owuld fight against each other, but I thought the people all of use present kids were already destined to attend the sort of games, so I was preparing myself, practicing how to make a fishing hook and line with some of the asian kids. Then one of them, I think my bf was in seating beside me and that he is the one that told me, told me that not all of us would have to go to the arena, that it wasn;t decided yet. I relaxed enormously and hoped that my name would not be called, in fact, believed that me being called for the games was highly improbable, so I left my guard down. But then … they started calling names of kids … and mine was unfortunately called. I was gravely surprised, and became histerical. I screamed loudly, hoping my pain would be noticed and the decision revoked, but that would not do. 

Later, while the sort of meeting ion the theater continued, I managed to escape. I had gone to the bathroom and hapenned to have a disguise … a wig, new clothes … I believe that at this point I was near waking point, sense the availability of disguises as time passed were quite convinient and pretty much popped out of no where.

I left the place with the disguise, but some noticed that it was me, sense I had gone to the bathroom and some unrecognizable person happens to leave the building, they connected it with me. They were following me and I ran and I ran, jumped thing and ran and ran.

I don’t remember much of the ending, I think that they catched up to me with trucks and I changed my disguise another time but it didn’t work.

Then I woke up. They were cutting the grass outside quite loudly. 

I don’t remember a lot of it but I remember some.

I was in college, and somehow i had stayed in college for 2 days straight. I remembered being there at day, amd then after a bit of a nap, it was already night. There were still people I knew. I asked Vein how it became night so soon, and what hour it was. She said it was 2:30. I assumed she meant 2:30pm so I was confused. Why would it become dark so early? Then she clarified that it was 2:30am. I was shocked. How did I let it happen? My mother must be pissed off, I thought. Might she still be waiting for me?

I checked the cars parked at the front of my faculty and my mom’s wasn’t there.

I thought to call her then but couldn’t just yet. Maybe my fun didn’t have charge or I couldn’t find it … I thought of how i wouldnt be able to remember her number thus to call from another phone. I was thinking her number started with 969 instead of 787.

I had to go to the bathroom. Two other female friends as well (maybe it was Vein and Mary)

the bathroom was full of ladies. there were 2 available toilets but they were im disgusting conditions. We had to be so we resorted to just peeing without sitting on the toilet.

After I emptied my bladder, I staye outside waiting for them. They had a cubicle separating them. the two still doing their bussiness.

We ended up being the only ones in the bathroom. Then I heard a pair of keys. Someone planned to close the bathroom.

i went to the door to stop the person from closing th bathroom. Turned out to be a man and that man had no pure intentions. I thought to myself “must stall him while the girls do their peeing. I cant abandon them with this rapist!” I talked random stuff, trying to distract him and preparing a kick. I dont remember if I kickedhim or not. The girls left the bathroom stalls and the 3 of us ran away.

We went to TAC. Then there were some ladies dress in black dresses (either nuns or ninjas) who had green weapons. they tried to attack, we tried to avoid. At first we were okay until the dark ladies uncovered there true weapons: syringes! filled with something that would be bad for your body … it was green … I didnt know what it was but I wasnt going to let myself getinjected.

Dodge, dodge and lots of dodging.

Then i asked my bf for help. Seemed to not listen.

Then I woke up.

In my dream there were 2 rich twin sisters wearing dresses who seemed to be going to a prom that night. Thy had long black hair and a bitchy appearance. They passed through a store, checking its items while they waited for their partners for the prom. They saw ornaments with gothic lolita dresses and they maid fun of them. Later two men appeared at the store, wearing white tuxedos. Both men had blonde hear, but one had green eyes and a really manly (like with a square jaw or such) face struture, and the other had blue eyes.

Each twin picked their favorite guy and then were off to leave the shock.

The dates had been planned by their rich dad. The twins asked the men why they decided to go with them. They responded “we were paid to go”. They weren’t rich as were the twins. They were just low or middle class hotties.

When they left the shop, the men said “well, that’s enough for the night.” and planned on leaving to go and eat at Pollo Tropical.

The twins responded “where do you think you’re going? You were paid to go out with US!”

The men respoded “Yeah. We have gone out with you. We’ve done our work.”

“…”

//okay here is when it gets strange. I was probably waking up.//

One of the twins took one of the guys (blond one) and threw him to the door of the shop, injuring his skull and kiling him.

By then the other guy was asian …

The twin that killed the guy ran away, expecting her twin to follow her.

The twin that ran then became an equation … with the variables H and S and fractions and other stuff … I had the feeling that it was a computer science equation to calculate time and efficiency …

Then I got up to get ready for college.

viciousvicky:

So should gay marriage be illegal because the bible says so?

sloarcdezmen:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

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“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

“Dad, I have a boyfriend.”

“Is He Hot?”

“What?”

“Six-Pack or GTFO”

p3n1s:

Instant reblog every time

First dream:

There was a festival where you had to bring dogs that had features that resembled birds. I saw dogs with wings and dogs with bird feather patterns on their fur. I was just hanging out there [I guess] but then some figth formed and I called the police but then the fight ended and I told the police “it was to call because there was a fight going on, but it just ended … heh.”

Then this big guy looked and me and was as if he wanted to start a fight. Bf(boyfriend) popped into the scene and was like “did you say that to MY girl?”. Then he hit the big guy to no effect and a what would come next I assumed would be a beating :S

Then for some reason we’re walking around in ‘my’ house, big guy included. I was telling the big guy “go away you pedophile! I’m only 14! 15! 17!” I said three ages thinking that maybe I should say a younger age sense my real age (16) might not seem so young to him yet I might not look so young so I should make it a bit bigger but then I changed it again and said something greater than my age ….

Then turned out that big guy had studied in highschool with bf. Okay …?

—-

Second dream:

…

It was christmas time. i was at my home along with some other people I knew from TAC … but one. At my house there were many christmas trees. There was one in the hall of the second floor, one on the living room beside the tv, and one in the kitchen. These trees were adorned with ballons.

Guru, Lazy_Queen and I were in my room. Guru had tried attaching to himself like 5 helium ballons and he found himself briefly ascending. We thought that was awesome and then thought that if it worked with Guru, it will work with Lazy_Queen, because she’s lighter.

We attached some balloons to lazy_queen as she was standing on my bed. She ascended but got some injuries to the face. The reason for this was that Lazy_Queen’s ballons had some objects attached to them, which hit her face. Seemed like those balloons were for a course of hers, so she cursed at the teacher for assigning such a thing. Then I said “oh yeah wow, what professors assign …” then I took two santa claus hats with toys inside then off my bed and put them in the upper part of my closet.

Then I had seen someone that looked like bf and he was trying to get my attention or something. Then I remembered that I was treating him as if he had been my bf because I was confusing him with my real bf. I tried to avoid this bf doppelganger because I feared for my life. That doppelganger might be filled with hate.

I went to another room in the house. That room was dark. Moche was on the bed of a room, and the little light there was in this room came from the laptop she was using. I went up to her and told her about the mess with the doppleganger. She was mad at me (she had a heavy poker face). Seems like the doppelganger was her boyfriend. Crap. I tried to explain more about how the error ocurred, looking to see if she could forgive me and protect me from the doppelganger. But nope. Chuck Testa.

Then doppelganger appeared and I was like ‘oh god oh god oh god I’M GOING TO DIE’.

I then dragged Moche out of the room and got her close to the balcony. I told the doppelganger “leave me alone or I’ll through Moche from the balcony!” He then said “okay, okay! let her go!”. Then all was good.

Maybe he just wanted to talk. But I ain’t taking any chances.